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Greens That Taste Like Candy
NOT. Broccoli is a superfood-packed greens mix your kids will beg for. Formulated by our family of 9 for growing bodies and approved by parents everywhere.
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The NOT. Promise
Why Parents (and Kids) Love It
Tastes Like Candy
Two kid-approved flavors — Unicorn Punch and Peach Ring — that taste like treats, not vegetables.
Packed With Real Greens
Barley grass, spinach, broccoli, wheatgrass, spirulina, beet, cherry, and apple in every scoop.
Electrolytes Included
Natural electrolytes to keep active kids hydrated and energized throughout the day.
No Artificial Anything
Zero artificial flavors, colors, or sweeteners. Naturally sweetened — only 3g sugar per serving.
Family Formulated
Formulated by parents of 9 who know what growing bodies need — and what picky eaters will actually drink.
Easy to Use
One scoop into water, milk, juice, or a smoothie. Works in yogurt and oatmeal too.
Pick Your Flavor
Two delicious flavors your kids will actually ask for
A Note From Our Founder
Made by a Family, For Your Family
"We made a drink the whole family loves. We made it yummy enough for the kids to love it, and healthy enough that we would drink it too."
— Aubree Jones, Founder
We're the Jones family — a family of 9. Between sports, gymnastics, rodeo, dance, and ice skating, we needed something quick, nutritious, and that our kids would actually drink. That's how NOT. Drinks was born — formulated by parents, perfected by our family of 9, and made for yours.
