Why Parents (and Kids) Love It

Tastes Like Candy

Two kid-approved flavors — Unicorn Punch and Peach Ring — that taste like treats, not vegetables.

Packed With Real Greens

Barley grass, spinach, broccoli, wheatgrass, spirulina, beet, cherry, and apple in every scoop.

Electrolytes Included

Natural electrolytes to keep active kids hydrated and energized throughout the day.

No Artificial Anything

Zero artificial flavors, colors, or sweeteners. Naturally sweetened — only 3g sugar per serving.

Family Formulated

Formulated by parents of 7 who know what growing bodies need — and what picky eaters will actually drink.

Easy to Use

One scoop into water, milk, juice, or a smoothie. Works in yogurt and oatmeal too.

Our Story

Made by a Family, For Your Family

We're the Jones family — Josh, Aubree, Trendy, Zaylee, Sunny, Truly, Journey, Rocky, and our newest addition, Disney! Between sports, gymnastics, rodeo, dance, and ice skating, we needed something quick, nutritious, and that our kids would actually drink.

That's how NOT. Drinks was born. Formulated by parents, perfected by our family of 9, and made for yours. If it fuels our crew through every practice, game, and recital — yours will love it too!

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The Jones Family

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