• NOT. Broccoli kids greens powder jar - Unicorn Punch and Peach Ring flavors
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NOT. Broccoli

NOT. Broccoli

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Superfood & Botanical Blend (6.75g): Barley Grass, Spinach Leaf Powder, Spirulina Powder, Chicory Inulin, Freeze Dried Broccoli Powder, Wheatgrass, White Beet Extract, Himalayan Pink Salt, Tart Cherry Fruit, Apple Fruit Fiber.

Other Ingredients: Cane Sugar, Natural Flavors, Malic Acid, Citric Acid.

Naturally sweetened. Only 3g sugar per serving. Made in the USA.
Mix one scoop into 8-12 oz of water, milk, juice, or a smoothie. One scoop per day = one full month.
Made in the USA · No artificial flavors or colors · Naturally sweetened (3g sugar) · Common allergen free*
*Manufactured in a facility that may process milk, soy, wheat, tree nuts, and shellfish.
  • Made in USA
  • Quality Assured
  • No Artificial Flavors or Colors
  • Made for Kids
  • Common Allergen Free*
*Manufactured in a facility that may process milk, soy, wheat, tree nuts, and shellfish.
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Learn More About Kids Greens

Tastes Like Candy. Packed With Greens.

Unicorn Punch — A magical fruit punch explosion. Sour, sweet, and the reason we named it Unicorn Punch. Your kids will ask for it by name.

Peach Ring — Sweet and smooth, like the candy. A mellow option for kids who prefer something less tart.

Both flavors: naturally sweetened, only 3g sugar, zero artificial anything.

Why NOT. Broccoli?

We made this for our own 7 kids. Here's how it stacks up.

Comparison
NOT. Broccoli
Most Kids Greens
Real Greens Per Scoop The #1 thing that matters — how much actual greens you're getting
6.75g
Under 2g ✗
Greens Advantage How we compare to the leading brand
4.5x more
Baseline —
Whole-Food Ingredients Real foods vs synthetic lab-made vitamins
10 real foods ✓
Synthetic blends ✗
Kid-Approved Flavor Will your kids actually drink it every day?
2 candy flavors ✓
1 or earthy ✗
No Artificial Sweeteners Naturally sweetened with only 3g sugar per scoop
✓
✗
3rd Party Tested Independent lab verification for safety & purity
✓
Varies ?
No Artificial Colors or Flavors Nothing fake — ever
✓
✗
Made in the USA
✓
Varies ?

Based on publicly available product labels from leading kids greens brands.

Our Story

Made by a Family of 9

We're the Jones family — a family of 9. Between sports, gymnastics, rodeo, dance, and ice skating, we needed something quick, nutritious, and that every single one of our kids would actually drink.

So we made it ourselves. Every flavor was tested by all 7 kids until we landed on something the pickiest eaters in our house fought over. If it can survive our dinner table, it'll work at yours.

— Aubree Jones, Founder

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The Jones Family

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