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NOT. Broccoli

NOT. Broccoli

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We recommend trying both flavors. Half of our family's favorite is Unicorn Punch, the other half loves peach ring more. They're both as good as they sound! Everyone in our family LOVES them! Hope you enjoy!!

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Unicorn Punch!!!!

Tastes like sour punch straws and feels like a party in your mouth 🦄⚡️

This magically sour-sweet greens mix was formulated by kids, for kids—and it actually tastes GOOD. Think rainbow candy vibes with a hint of sparkle (okay, not real sparkle… but your taste buds won’t know the difference).

Packed with real greens (yep, including broccoli 🙃) but disguised as a wild unicorn-powered flavor explosion.

Perfect for picky eaters, snack-time skeptics, and little legends who don’t do boring.

Peach Ring!!!!

Tastes like your favorite chewy peach candy 🍑💫

Sweet, tangy, and totally snack-worthy—this greens mix was designed to trick your taste buds in the best way possible. One sip and you’ll swear you’re eating peach rings instead of sneaky veggies (yes, broccoli is in there… we just don’t talk about it).

Formulated by kids, approved by parents, and perfect for lunchboxes, after-school boosts, or anytime your little legend needs a tasty win.